The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories And Other Odd Titles

Bookseller magazine has a competition that has been running since 1978 for the oddest book title. Past winners have been:

• The Joy of Chickens
• American Bottom Archaeology
• Versailles: The View From Sweden *LOVE IT*
  
• Re-using Old Graves
• Highlights in the History of Concrete
• The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition
• Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
• The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories *AHEM*
  
• People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
• The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification *CLASSIC*
  

The 2008 nominees were:

• I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen *TORRID*
  
• How to Write a How to Write Book
• Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogues
• Cheese Problems Solved *YES, I NEED THAT ONE*
  
• People who Mattered in Southend and Beyond: From King Canute to Dr Feelgood

And the winner is If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs.

Alrighty then.