This is so cool, and cute.
I never had any video games. Maybe that's why I better with my mouth than with my hands.
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
One Holiday Down, More Eating To Go
So Christmas is over and we're hours away from 2009.
What's been going on?
I have been eating a lot. Some friends I hang out with a lot have this plan to eat at least 4 distinct places this holiday season - a bar to celebrate the return of a friend from SF with cider and chicken wings, another friend's house for Christmas zhi-char dinner, Long Beach Seafood at Dempsey because lunch is 20% off with your Visa card, Indonesian food at Cumi Bali because we miss the food and the restaurant had moved to a new, bigger place, and lastly, Karu's Curry at Upper Bukit Timah Road.
I am pleased to announce that we have completed all but the curry fest.
I am not so pleased to announce that last week I felt my heart beat harder while I was trying to get to sleep.
Today, New Year's Eve, there is some plan to make an addition to list of gourmet delights with a visit to friend's uncle's shop that serves turtle soup. That gives me the creeps. Apparently, there is black chicken soup too. Perhaps that will entice me to tag along.
I have been keeping to the twice a week yoga and weekend walk/run regimen. Perhaps the heart, liver and kidneys won't decide to expire prematurely this season.
I predict however there will be more feasting and merrymaking in the coming month as it leads up to Chinese New Year at the end of January. Yikes. I have to watch the wallet too. The ballooning is not just targeting the waist.
What's been going on?
I have been eating a lot. Some friends I hang out with a lot have this plan to eat at least 4 distinct places this holiday season - a bar to celebrate the return of a friend from SF with cider and chicken wings, another friend's house for Christmas zhi-char dinner, Long Beach Seafood at Dempsey because lunch is 20% off with your Visa card, Indonesian food at Cumi Bali because we miss the food and the restaurant had moved to a new, bigger place, and lastly, Karu's Curry at Upper Bukit Timah Road.
I am pleased to announce that we have completed all but the curry fest.
I am not so pleased to announce that last week I felt my heart beat harder while I was trying to get to sleep.
Today, New Year's Eve, there is some plan to make an addition to list of gourmet delights with a visit to friend's uncle's shop that serves turtle soup. That gives me the creeps. Apparently, there is black chicken soup too. Perhaps that will entice me to tag along.
I have been keeping to the twice a week yoga and weekend walk/run regimen. Perhaps the heart, liver and kidneys won't decide to expire prematurely this season.
I predict however there will be more feasting and merrymaking in the coming month as it leads up to Chinese New Year at the end of January. Yikes. I have to watch the wallet too. The ballooning is not just targeting the waist.
Sunday, 21 December 2008
A Short Burst Of Weddings
I attended two weddings celebrations over 2 days last week. The first wedding saw Edwin Tan, "old man" of Hall Six fame, take to the stage with his bride, Valerie. He's one funny guy. One of his buddies summed up what most of us found out over time, he's got a tough veneer but a softie at heart. It wasn't till my final two years in NTU did I discover how much of a joker Edwin was and an all-round good guy.
The dinner was a nice, sedate affair at a hotel downtown. We Sixians met up and could help trade stories, make fun of each other and complain about the food and service. Good times. My camera didn't quite make appear too often and I got mostly my fellow comrades at my table. I didn't even manage to catch a good shot of the Man Of The Hour. Whoops. Congratulations nonetheless. I like the line Edwin said about his 'taking his time' with tieing the knot - 'Valerie is someone I am most comfortable with'. That's what the rest of your life should be about isn't it?
Two days, I made my way to Clarke Quay for Ariel and Chris' wedding lunch. At Indochine no less. I couldn't wait because I knew it wasn't going to be the run of the mill affair. Indeed it wasn't. The restaurant/bar itself was quirky, an old Chinese two storey building, refurbished with the necessary commercial comforts. I had my Hall Anniversary there in 1998. The location made the photos all the more interesting.
I was told to sit at table 10 with a bunch of interesting strangers who turned out to be Ariel's philosophy classmates in NUS. What a bunch. Articulate, forthcoming, clever. They smoked like chimneys and drank like fish. They belong in advertising. Lunch was 2 appetisers, 4 main courses, a dessert and loads of beer and wine to top off proceedings. There was way too much food and we managed to stuff ourselves a little short of silly. Lovely.
Congratulations Ariel and Chris. All the best always.
The dinner was a nice, sedate affair at a hotel downtown. We Sixians met up and could help trade stories, make fun of each other and complain about the food and service. Good times. My camera didn't quite make appear too often and I got mostly my fellow comrades at my table. I didn't even manage to catch a good shot of the Man Of The Hour. Whoops. Congratulations nonetheless. I like the line Edwin said about his 'taking his time' with tieing the knot - 'Valerie is someone I am most comfortable with'. That's what the rest of your life should be about isn't it?
Two days, I made my way to Clarke Quay for Ariel and Chris' wedding lunch. At Indochine no less. I couldn't wait because I knew it wasn't going to be the run of the mill affair. Indeed it wasn't. The restaurant/bar itself was quirky, an old Chinese two storey building, refurbished with the necessary commercial comforts. I had my Hall Anniversary there in 1998. The location made the photos all the more interesting.
I was told to sit at table 10 with a bunch of interesting strangers who turned out to be Ariel's philosophy classmates in NUS. What a bunch. Articulate, forthcoming, clever. They smoked like chimneys and drank like fish. They belong in advertising. Lunch was 2 appetisers, 4 main courses, a dessert and loads of beer and wine to top off proceedings. There was way too much food and we managed to stuff ourselves a little short of silly. Lovely.
Congratulations Ariel and Chris. All the best always.
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
The Guitar Weeps
I have come to notice that the use of the electric guitars in music has changed over the decades (gasp!). There was a time when the guitar sound was used to tell a story as part of the song being sung. It was like the guitar spoke, plucked to express a sentiment or feeling. Everything from anger to anguish, people could relate to the screech emanating from the speakers and amps connected to the magical hands of a guitar player. People remember the melodies of the guitar solo and sing them. We may butcher the song but we remember the feeling it brought out.
I am sure there are many examples but these few classics stand out for me:
Journey - Who's Crying Now
Prince and The Revolution - Purple Rain
Whitesnake - Is this love?
Somehow this value of the guitar may have got lost post-80s. A lot of rock these days is constant jangle, rough and loud. It has its appeal but more is told with the lyrics of a song than with any of the instruments. Maybe the emo of the post-modern young person has found its way into the rock mainstream where terk jerky, angst ridden words speak volumes and drown out the six string.
No, I don't play. Yet.
I am sure there are many examples but these few classics stand out for me:
Journey - Who's Crying Now
Prince and The Revolution - Purple Rain
Whitesnake - Is this love?
Somehow this value of the guitar may have got lost post-80s. A lot of rock these days is constant jangle, rough and loud. It has its appeal but more is told with the lyrics of a song than with any of the instruments. Maybe the emo of the post-modern young person has found its way into the rock mainstream where terk jerky, angst ridden words speak volumes and drown out the six string.
No, I don't play. Yet.
Monday, 15 December 2008
What I Want For Xmas
I figured I satisfy my ego by putting this out there, and just in case Santa is randomly surfing.
1. Creative Aurvana in-ear earphones
2. Mighty Minds Street Directory 2009
3. Muppets TV Series on DVD
4. Shoes (complicated because I need to replace my utilitarian black Docs and casual brown Hush Puppies)
5. Another set of long-sleeved shirt and trousers (also complicated because I am adding two units to the current business wear permutation and also because I am picky about colour and design)
Suprisingly or not, it was easy coming up with 1 and 2. The rest were tougher. Someone wanna psycho-analyse this?
There are bigger, existential, world-peace category items to wish for of course and I would trade these 5 and way more if Santa could fulfill those. But I am also a material human and had to get this out of the way and out of mind. And no one is too old to wish for presents.
1. Creative Aurvana in-ear earphones
2. Mighty Minds Street Directory 2009
3. Muppets TV Series on DVD
4. Shoes (complicated because I need to replace my utilitarian black Docs and casual brown Hush Puppies)
5. Another set of long-sleeved shirt and trousers (also complicated because I am adding two units to the current business wear permutation and also because I am picky about colour and design)
Suprisingly or not, it was easy coming up with 1 and 2. The rest were tougher. Someone wanna psycho-analyse this?
There are bigger, existential, world-peace category items to wish for of course and I would trade these 5 and way more if Santa could fulfill those. But I am also a material human and had to get this out of the way and out of mind. And no one is too old to wish for presents.
Sunday, 14 December 2008
Homemade Bling At Whimxical.com
I'm always supportive of folks who branch out into the entrepreneurial. I discovered that a colleague of mine makes bling, or technically, jewellery. And she sells her creations through whimxical.com. I ain't capable of assessing bling because I don't wear any (Don't Even Think About A Bling Present For Xmas!) (Think about a present, just not jewellery) (Thanks). The work looks pretty, and should appease many a bling wearer or gift giver.
Friday, 12 December 2008
The Average American Has $5,710 In Credit Card Debt
My first reaction to this was wah piang! That's a lot of money to owe a bank at 15-30% interest per annum. I did more research and it turns out that Obama doesn't need to panic that much.
The problem with statistics is the use and proliferation of the average. Averages are skewed by extremes. So if nine people make $100 and the tenth made $10,000, they made an average of $1,090. Not quite representative of the situation right? To the rescue is the statistic known as the median.
The US households that did have CC debt, the median amount owed was $1,900. Here's more comforting news:
- Only 29% of households owe $1,000 or more on their cards.
- 21% owe $2,000 or more.
- 6% owe $8,000 or more.
- 4% owe $10,500 or more.
- 1% owe $21,400 or more.
More not-so-bad news:
- 23.8% of American households have no credit cards at all - no bank cards, no retail cards, nothing.
- Another 31.2% of the households the Fed surveyed paid off their most recent credit card bills in full.
- So together, the households that owed nothing on credit cards equaled 55% of the total.
Woof. So remember stats aren't everything they seem to be.
The problem with statistics is the use and proliferation of the average. Averages are skewed by extremes. So if nine people make $100 and the tenth made $10,000, they made an average of $1,090. Not quite representative of the situation right? To the rescue is the statistic known as the median.
The US households that did have CC debt, the median amount owed was $1,900. Here's more comforting news:
- Only 29% of households owe $1,000 or more on their cards.
- 21% owe $2,000 or more.
- 6% owe $8,000 or more.
- 4% owe $10,500 or more.
- 1% owe $21,400 or more.
More not-so-bad news:
- 23.8% of American households have no credit cards at all - no bank cards, no retail cards, nothing.
- Another 31.2% of the households the Fed surveyed paid off their most recent credit card bills in full.
- So together, the households that owed nothing on credit cards equaled 55% of the total.
Woof. So remember stats aren't everything they seem to be.
Thank God I Have A Job
Bank of America out in the US announced today it's gonna cut 30,000 jobs over 3 years. Citibank announced last month that it was gonna shed 52,000 jobs. HSBC is dropping 1,100 people from its payroll. Nomura is saying goodbye to 1,000; Credit Suisse 5,300; JP Morgan 9,200. At home, we all know about DBS shedding 900 people and NOL 150 staff in heartless moves before Xmas and CNY.
That's about 100,000 people. Or Clementi New Town.
The big question is who's employing? And what are these people gonna do?
Here's the other thing. The employed folks are supposed to keep spending to keep the economy running. Well that's gonna make things interesting. Did you know people are actually putting cash into the US government debt system at ZERO return? Sort of like hiding cash under the mattress. That means people would rather get nothing for their savings than put any money with a bank, any bank.
Isn't it amazing the world's ended up this way? Haha.
That's about 100,000 people. Or Clementi New Town.
The big question is who's employing? And what are these people gonna do?
Here's the other thing. The employed folks are supposed to keep spending to keep the economy running. Well that's gonna make things interesting. Did you know people are actually putting cash into the US government debt system at ZERO return? Sort of like hiding cash under the mattress. That means people would rather get nothing for their savings than put any money with a bank, any bank.
Isn't it amazing the world's ended up this way? Haha.
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
Humble Scotch Tape No More!
Scientists have found that the peeling action of scotch tape generates enough X-rays to scan of a human finger. Shock! Horror! Radiation poisoning! Before you run off screaming and strangling your admin lady or concreting your stationery cupboard, the X-rays are released only in certain hard-to-achieve-in-the-office conditions. You need an airless chamber (no, not your boss) and a contraption to peel the tape at a constant speed (no, not your colleagues).
(images from NY Times)
But creepy eh? X-rays from plain old tape. We find new sources of energy every day. Someone should take a closer look at fart.
(images from NY Times)
But creepy eh? X-rays from plain old tape. We find new sources of energy every day. Someone should take a closer look at fart.
Monday, 8 December 2008
Zack And Miri Make A Porno
Need some insane humour in your life? Go watch Zack and Miri Make A Porno. It's a film about finding a way out of the deepest trench in loserville in the middle of the coldest winter faced with seemingly insormountable odds, and finding something unexpected. The laughs started from the get-go. And paying close attention to the small conversational details. Haha. And the F-word flies around like bees on a honey farm.
Need more? Visit zackandmiri.com. Oh yes, stay for the credits!
Need more? Visit zackandmiri.com. Oh yes, stay for the credits!
Bigger Questions From Bad Times In Bangkok
In the name of democracy, lots of Thai folks went and sat their tom yum asses down in Suvarnabhumi airport stopping operations for over a week. Tourists got stuck, planes were stuck and it seemed like the Thai gahmen was similarly plugged into a hole. One side wanted the PM to step down, the PM said he would resist, and the military decided that perhaps they couldn't pull off another coup (this would have been number 19 in Thailand's history). Someone shot a gun on TV and another hurled a grenade at Don Muang. In the name of all that is good and holy, the courts decided that the parties weren't legit and everyone cheered, cried, picked up their mats and went home. Doesn't it all sound so insane?
The image of peace loving Thais has been forever marred by this incident. There's even an Apologies Thailand campaign now on to get the tourists back and smiling. At the same time, I think more Thais now believe in their own free will to choose than ever before. On the dark side, guns and grenades have been showing up too often in these otherwise peaceful sitdowns and marches (I blame MTV).
What would you do in the name of democracy? Someone I spoke to said "They need a Singapore style gahmen, firm and would never let this happen." Is that a good thing? My first thoughts were "Didn't airport security do anything?" "Couldn't they have called in the army?" "This is gonna bloody devastate the economy." All good questions that imply that whatever these protesters were up to was not right. Perhaps I have been too conditioned by the lack of a protester-mentality in Singapore. The last big thing was a bunch of people showing up at DBS demanding oranges for Lehmans, something the police didn't take too lightly to.
Seriously, Singaporeans are no way as publicly expressive about politics as the Thais. Are we just rational or simply uninterested? Worse still, in denial and a simmering cauldron of sentiment waiting to spill over. Take for example the recent Town Council investments losses. In some countries, there would have been roadside hue-and-cry and politicians would have quickly resigned. (A friend pointed out that ministers in other countries quit for less serious reasons. Think the example was insulting old folks in Japan). Here there were a few concerned letters to the press. Zip. So, what would you do in the name of democracy?
The image of peace loving Thais has been forever marred by this incident. There's even an Apologies Thailand campaign now on to get the tourists back and smiling. At the same time, I think more Thais now believe in their own free will to choose than ever before. On the dark side, guns and grenades have been showing up too often in these otherwise peaceful sitdowns and marches (I blame MTV).
What would you do in the name of democracy? Someone I spoke to said "They need a Singapore style gahmen, firm and would never let this happen." Is that a good thing? My first thoughts were "Didn't airport security do anything?" "Couldn't they have called in the army?" "This is gonna bloody devastate the economy." All good questions that imply that whatever these protesters were up to was not right. Perhaps I have been too conditioned by the lack of a protester-mentality in Singapore. The last big thing was a bunch of people showing up at DBS demanding oranges for Lehmans, something the police didn't take too lightly to.
Seriously, Singaporeans are no way as publicly expressive about politics as the Thais. Are we just rational or simply uninterested? Worse still, in denial and a simmering cauldron of sentiment waiting to spill over. Take for example the recent Town Council investments losses. In some countries, there would have been roadside hue-and-cry and politicians would have quickly resigned. (A friend pointed out that ministers in other countries quit for less serious reasons. Think the example was insulting old folks in Japan). Here there were a few concerned letters to the press. Zip. So, what would you do in the name of democracy?
Monday, 1 December 2008
Rest In Peace Hwei Yen
Lo Hwei Yen's death has brought Singaporeans the closest they've ever been to the reality of terrorism. Even the Yishun videos and Mas Selamat's escape were events that somehow did not shake us to our core, not like this. It wasn't a plane crash, it wasn't an accident on the PIE, it wasn't cancer. The senselessness, madness and viciousness of this incident is what we are grappling with. She was 28, just got married, and maybe one of the faces I passed by in Raffles Place. One of the people I did not know. But still one of us, a Singaporean.
Since the 60s, we've been very lucky to have escaped any kind of violence that we read about in the papers and see on our television screens. An entire generation only knows of this form of carnage from the spectator point of view. In other countries, kids grow up with bullets whizzing by every other day. They grow up stronger mentally because survival is a thing to be thankful for on a daily basis. We need to be thankful that our lives and destinies are the way they are, that all we have to complain about is the ERP, slow service and the price of chicken rice.
There will never be enough tears to bring you back. There will be the right words to fully express how we feel. But we will always remember.
Rest in peace Hwei Yen.
Since the 60s, we've been very lucky to have escaped any kind of violence that we read about in the papers and see on our television screens. An entire generation only knows of this form of carnage from the spectator point of view. In other countries, kids grow up with bullets whizzing by every other day. They grow up stronger mentally because survival is a thing to be thankful for on a daily basis. We need to be thankful that our lives and destinies are the way they are, that all we have to complain about is the ERP, slow service and the price of chicken rice.
There will never be enough tears to bring you back. There will be the right words to fully express how we feel. But we will always remember.
Rest in peace Hwei Yen.
Sunday, 30 November 2008
Intro Shots
Resistance is futile when faced with such odds. $1 for a hotdog in a soft bun in this day and age is an ok deal. Many people now solely go to Ikea to eat and not to buy furniture. They generally attest to the scrumptiousness of the chicken wings. I also fall victim to the kid's fish and chips.
Stars in a star. It's the little touches that make the difference eh. Maybe they should get Ikea to decorate Orchard Road one year for Xmas.
How can I resist such pretty stackage? The colours are joyous if not a little Mardi Gras. They are stacks of plastic watering kettles (they are not cans, and containers would not do justice, and there's a long spout!) from Ikea.
Well, well, well, some people must have had a good time in Ikea. It's the season after all.
I know this is a very boring looking picture. But can you tell me what's so combined about dental surgery? Is this a case of badly transliterated Chinese? Maybe the dentist does Botox on the side. Check out Wilhem Tell too.
You really have to maintain appearances to keep up a certain image. The drooping E, not so high-tech, and so might be low-down.
Inadvertent nstallation art. I call this piece Woman, Her Needs, With Protection. I got rave reviews among 2 people. Of course, the piece was dismantled once we left the Collectors Gallery.
Stars in a star. It's the little touches that make the difference eh. Maybe they should get Ikea to decorate Orchard Road one year for Xmas.
How can I resist such pretty stackage? The colours are joyous if not a little Mardi Gras. They are stacks of plastic watering kettles (they are not cans, and containers would not do justice, and there's a long spout!) from Ikea.
Well, well, well, some people must have had a good time in Ikea. It's the season after all.
I know this is a very boring looking picture. But can you tell me what's so combined about dental surgery? Is this a case of badly transliterated Chinese? Maybe the dentist does Botox on the side. Check out Wilhem Tell too.
You really have to maintain appearances to keep up a certain image. The drooping E, not so high-tech, and so might be low-down.
Inadvertent nstallation art. I call this piece Woman, Her Needs, With Protection. I got rave reviews among 2 people. Of course, the piece was dismantled once we left the Collectors Gallery.
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
US Patriot Act
Did you know that the US Patriot Act was actually the U.S. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act? It stands for: Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism.
I had no clue till 2 days ago. So clever ah. I wonder if hip-hop is an "appropriate tool"?
I had no clue till 2 days ago. So clever ah. I wonder if hip-hop is an "appropriate tool"?
Monday, 24 November 2008
Another Thought
Someone told me on Sunday that if Goldman Sachs bought out Citibank, you'd have Sachs In The Citi. Geddit, geddit? Good one eh.
Sunday, 23 November 2008
That's A Thought
Should the SG gahmen buy out Citigroup? With the low share price, the bank is worth US$26 billion this week. Small change perhaps for SG? And they are looking for help. It is the courteous thing to do. Think about it, we could rename the bank Merlionbank or Singabank. Well...
Layoffs, Bad Reasons And Asia Picking Itself Up
News of layoffs has stolen headline space for the past week. Beyond the financials, it's tough for the man-on-the-street to rationalise a company's reasons for all this letting people go. All this is happening because markets crashed and banks collapsed in the timeframe of the last two months.
I got a problem with all the knee-jerking thats going on. Yes, the situation is suddenly dire, and managements suddenly step the brakes on everything related to money. Hirings are frozen, lending is frozen, people getting unexpectedly laid off and everyone else not too sure what to do except be thankful for the job they have. It's the kanjiongness at the top I disagree with. Yeah, DBS sort of messed up with some of their products but seriously, laying off 900 people before Christmas and CNY is a human resource slap in the face. NOL announced they made $35 million profit (that's revenue minus operating cost) and are going to lay off 50 people. I would understand if they made zero profit and needed to let people go. In today's paper, the folks in Temasek announce that their cutting salaries by 15-25%. Now guess that's gonna be a reason for all our bosses to enact similar measures. "See, Temasek got do, we also must follow the gahmen." Oh goawd.
Most of what is happening here is an unfortunate result of our dependence on the West, the negative effects washing us out like the waves of a tsunami from far away. We need to look at how Asia can bring itself out of this malaise. We can and we should. China, Japan and India are giants in their own right; Korea and Singapore are among the most technologically wired nations in the world; Indonesia has over 400 million people who are ready to spur the engine of growth in their country; Australia had decided a long time back to look up at Asia and less so across the Pacific. We shouldn't stop being so glum and take charge.
I got a problem with all the knee-jerking thats going on. Yes, the situation is suddenly dire, and managements suddenly step the brakes on everything related to money. Hirings are frozen, lending is frozen, people getting unexpectedly laid off and everyone else not too sure what to do except be thankful for the job they have. It's the kanjiongness at the top I disagree with. Yeah, DBS sort of messed up with some of their products but seriously, laying off 900 people before Christmas and CNY is a human resource slap in the face. NOL announced they made $35 million profit (that's revenue minus operating cost) and are going to lay off 50 people. I would understand if they made zero profit and needed to let people go. In today's paper, the folks in Temasek announce that their cutting salaries by 15-25%. Now guess that's gonna be a reason for all our bosses to enact similar measures. "See, Temasek got do, we also must follow the gahmen." Oh goawd.
Most of what is happening here is an unfortunate result of our dependence on the West, the negative effects washing us out like the waves of a tsunami from far away. We need to look at how Asia can bring itself out of this malaise. We can and we should. China, Japan and India are giants in their own right; Korea and Singapore are among the most technologically wired nations in the world; Indonesia has over 400 million people who are ready to spur the engine of growth in their country; Australia had decided a long time back to look up at Asia and less so across the Pacific. We shouldn't stop being so glum and take charge.
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
Rain-Induced Food Squeeze
Rain, it has been coming down in the buckets of late. And people don't like the downpour. It's like a disease or an infection when droplets hits clothes and people start to shriek at the fear of melting away into gullyholes and drains. Especially well-dressed, well-heeled (literally) folks of the city.
I experienced my first excursion into Raffles Place at lunchtime during storm time on Monday. It was a step into madness. To avoid the rain, the office crowd succumbs to the underground. Raffles Place MRT links 6-7 high-rise buildings filled with thousands of office type who get hungry at about the same time each day. The difference on a rainy day is that not a lot of them choose to venture into the wet. That means they scurry into the artificially-lit tunnels that conveniently connect their buildings to the maze of makan places built like burrows in the walls of a bee's hive. There are so many people who need to be fed. And they queue for sustenance. The human lines on Monday were horrendously long. Everywhere, from Sushi Tei to Burger King to Soup Spoon, people were waiting, patient or not.
I walked around for 15mins, then queued for another 15mins for hurriedly served nasi padang. I tarpau-ed and went back to the office to wallow in my trauma.
Yeah, I know should have a taken a picture.
I experienced my first excursion into Raffles Place at lunchtime during storm time on Monday. It was a step into madness. To avoid the rain, the office crowd succumbs to the underground. Raffles Place MRT links 6-7 high-rise buildings filled with thousands of office type who get hungry at about the same time each day. The difference on a rainy day is that not a lot of them choose to venture into the wet. That means they scurry into the artificially-lit tunnels that conveniently connect their buildings to the maze of makan places built like burrows in the walls of a bee's hive. There are so many people who need to be fed. And they queue for sustenance. The human lines on Monday were horrendously long. Everywhere, from Sushi Tei to Burger King to Soup Spoon, people were waiting, patient or not.
I walked around for 15mins, then queued for another 15mins for hurriedly served nasi padang. I tarpau-ed and went back to the office to wallow in my trauma.
Yeah, I know should have a taken a picture.
Sunday, 16 November 2008
Doom And Gloom Be Gone!
These last few months have been kind of a mess eh. Stock market crashes, banks collapse, old people losing their life savings, plastic in our food, people being told to leave their jobs, white tigers getting live food etc. Today the gahmen announced that they're bringing the next year's budget announcement forward so that we won't be guessing what they'll do to alleviate our concerns about the economy. Which is in recession by the way. Depressing?
Well folks, here's the good news. Inflation numbers will come down. Oil and food prices will come down. In fact oil is cheaper now that it was a year ago. Your kopi and teh should cost less soon, hopefully. Rents and prices of homes will come down. Depends on whether you're looking to buy or have a home to sell, that could be bad news. Some important guy out there said 'Asia is the answer to the global recession'. Well hey, that's news for you to think positive right? If we kept to our guns, put in our hours, have fun when we can, not worry so much about the future, think about how we can help our fellow man instead of retrenching the poor guy, we'll all be fine.
They should get radio deejays to be funnier.
Here's a joke: A girl I know said "I thought offside was when the ball went outside the field".
Here's a funny youtube video: Indian Spiderman
Buy a friend an ice-cream. It's still 50cents at McDonalds. If we all did that, I think we'd be happier.
Well folks, here's the good news. Inflation numbers will come down. Oil and food prices will come down. In fact oil is cheaper now that it was a year ago. Your kopi and teh should cost less soon, hopefully. Rents and prices of homes will come down. Depends on whether you're looking to buy or have a home to sell, that could be bad news. Some important guy out there said 'Asia is the answer to the global recession'. Well hey, that's news for you to think positive right? If we kept to our guns, put in our hours, have fun when we can, not worry so much about the future, think about how we can help our fellow man instead of retrenching the poor guy, we'll all be fine.
They should get radio deejays to be funnier.
Here's a joke: A girl I know said "I thought offside was when the ball went outside the field".
Here's a funny youtube video: Indian Spiderman
Buy a friend an ice-cream. It's still 50cents at McDonalds. If we all did that, I think we'd be happier.
Saturday, 15 November 2008
Friday, 14 November 2008
Some Thursday
My heel hurts. It has been for a while. Maybe my ankle is opening up from yoga. I suspect it's the brown shoes I have. Shoes hard on the sole. But dandy with the biz pants.
The yoga instructress made a funny, inadvertent joke today. She said 'Ok, wind relieving pose' after she opened the windows to let in cool air. I laughed and said 'That's ironic' which every sweaty person in my vicinity heard. I couldn't tell if they mustered a smile or not because we were all on our backs facing the ceiling. Yes, the do let cool air in during hot yoga. Else the attendees might die or revolt. This time though the instructress let the windows stay open during the last six exercises. Very odd but nice. In fact, I felt a little chilly.
I had expensive Malay rice again today. Maybe I am coming out of food price comparisons with Maxwell market, the cheapest place to eat in the city. I had ikan bilis with petai (stink beans?), an angular segment of omelette and taugeh with koo chye, all gloriously slathered with assam pedas gravy. That was $4.10. The teh halia was $1.30. You, of course, at this time are salivating but yet are curiously tickled at the concept of meatlessness in my diet. I tend not to have meat at lunch if I can help it if (unless it's chicken or charsiew rice) because the post-lunch digestion will likely put me to slumber. My cube at work is not well camouflaged against office politics and whispers. The reason for even choosing Malay rice was probably weather related and stress related.
One month into the job and finally some stress. I need to strategise how to enter a new market with money I need to ask from some people big and powerful. It's like how they built Jurong Island, on a promise of greatness. I need to promise greatness too, backed up with some facts and potential revenue-based as well as intangible benefits for the organisation. Thank God my boss is there with the 'here's what you do' and 'this needs more work' and 'yes I think so too'. This stress should last a week or so.
I missed Heroes and 24 but caught Hotel Babylon on BBC Entertainment. British TV is so sharp. Had 3 chappatis with dahl my mother brought back from the gurdwara (Sikh temple) and kheer (a rice-milk-cashew pudding, generally eaten warm). Stuffed, I write this post. Soon the stuffing shall put me to sleep.
Still ruminating.
The yoga instructress made a funny, inadvertent joke today. She said 'Ok, wind relieving pose' after she opened the windows to let in cool air. I laughed and said 'That's ironic' which every sweaty person in my vicinity heard. I couldn't tell if they mustered a smile or not because we were all on our backs facing the ceiling. Yes, the do let cool air in during hot yoga. Else the attendees might die or revolt. This time though the instructress let the windows stay open during the last six exercises. Very odd but nice. In fact, I felt a little chilly.
I had expensive Malay rice again today. Maybe I am coming out of food price comparisons with Maxwell market, the cheapest place to eat in the city. I had ikan bilis with petai (stink beans?), an angular segment of omelette and taugeh with koo chye, all gloriously slathered with assam pedas gravy. That was $4.10. The teh halia was $1.30. You, of course, at this time are salivating but yet are curiously tickled at the concept of meatlessness in my diet. I tend not to have meat at lunch if I can help it if (unless it's chicken or charsiew rice) because the post-lunch digestion will likely put me to slumber. My cube at work is not well camouflaged against office politics and whispers. The reason for even choosing Malay rice was probably weather related and stress related.
One month into the job and finally some stress. I need to strategise how to enter a new market with money I need to ask from some people big and powerful. It's like how they built Jurong Island, on a promise of greatness. I need to promise greatness too, backed up with some facts and potential revenue-based as well as intangible benefits for the organisation. Thank God my boss is there with the 'here's what you do' and 'this needs more work' and 'yes I think so too'. This stress should last a week or so.
I missed Heroes and 24 but caught Hotel Babylon on BBC Entertainment. British TV is so sharp. Had 3 chappatis with dahl my mother brought back from the gurdwara (Sikh temple) and kheer (a rice-milk-cashew pudding, generally eaten warm). Stuffed, I write this post. Soon the stuffing shall put me to sleep.
Still ruminating.
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
Under Rugs Swept
I am cow. Not because I have udders and eat grass and lie on Indian highways and give milk and moo. (Wow, cows do some many things.)
I ruminate. Yes, again not like the cow. Someone tells me something and I think about it, and think about it. Over and over again. Digging out that hole in my brain that once held my normal thought processes and replacing the void with a cacophony of voices that stop from sleeping. I have to consciously tell myself to stop thinking, like what Dean Sluyter wrote in The Zen Commandments and what half of the yoga teachers in class tell us to do. Then I slowly let the Sandman take over.
Don't you just hate it when some people know you better that you do yourself? Make you feel like crap. But it's true, no denying some truths and worse still, knowing you are denying the excuses you came up with. Yup, it's one of those weeks that keep you thinking. On Monday, I had a cider though. That was someone else's fault.
I actually sigh at this point. Let's see what gives. I sigh again. Somehow I don't believe myself. I think I get this from my mother. Hmmm. Ok, this is gonna be one of those posts only a few will get. Sorry.
I ruminate. Yes, again not like the cow. Someone tells me something and I think about it, and think about it. Over and over again. Digging out that hole in my brain that once held my normal thought processes and replacing the void with a cacophony of voices that stop from sleeping. I have to consciously tell myself to stop thinking, like what Dean Sluyter wrote in The Zen Commandments and what half of the yoga teachers in class tell us to do. Then I slowly let the Sandman take over.
Don't you just hate it when some people know you better that you do yourself? Make you feel like crap. But it's true, no denying some truths and worse still, knowing you are denying the excuses you came up with. Yup, it's one of those weeks that keep you thinking. On Monday, I had a cider though. That was someone else's fault.
I actually sigh at this point. Let's see what gives. I sigh again. Somehow I don't believe myself. I think I get this from my mother. Hmmm. Ok, this is gonna be one of those posts only a few will get. Sorry.
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
It Has Been Found - The Tea Of The City
Tea. An Indian man needs his tea.
Everywhere I have worked, there has been a relentless pursuit of the optimal tea, in concordance with the trial and taste routine associated with determining the vendor of the afore-glorified tea product.
Back in Shaw Towers, the best tea was the Teh-C at Qiji. Mamma mia, it was a shot of goodness worthy of every deep pine-coloured drop. A shot because their regular portions were quite small but concentrated enough for the caffiene boost every office worker faced with a slovenly afternoon would need.
At Tanjong Pagar, it was a trying time before I settled on tea that was not exactly perfect but worth the 90 cents and great service. In fact, all I needed to do was raise my index finger upwards having caught the eye of the stallholder from yonder, and she knew that this Indian was thirsty.
Now at Raffles Place, I have yearned hard and long. It has been a month of testing and sometimes, fake belching, to find the ONE. Well, two. I get teh halia from Golden Shoe, a spicy, slightly sugary mix of milk tea and ginger. And today, I am pleased to announce I have encountered high quality Teh-C at a not-so great price. Oklah, $1.20 to take away. It's from Mirana Cake Shop, which happens to sell chap-fan and hot drinks. It's at the OUB underground towards Raffles Place MRT. Not too far away for the occassional 4pm sneaks out of the office to get refreshment. Happiness around the corner.
Just yesterday, a friend lamented at her dastardly state of Lipton consumption. She can't stand it and need to find comfort in a styrofoam cup in the Suntec area. Any ideas before insanity sets in?
Everywhere I have worked, there has been a relentless pursuit of the optimal tea, in concordance with the trial and taste routine associated with determining the vendor of the afore-glorified tea product.
Back in Shaw Towers, the best tea was the Teh-C at Qiji. Mamma mia, it was a shot of goodness worthy of every deep pine-coloured drop. A shot because their regular portions were quite small but concentrated enough for the caffiene boost every office worker faced with a slovenly afternoon would need.
At Tanjong Pagar, it was a trying time before I settled on tea that was not exactly perfect but worth the 90 cents and great service. In fact, all I needed to do was raise my index finger upwards having caught the eye of the stallholder from yonder, and she knew that this Indian was thirsty.
Now at Raffles Place, I have yearned hard and long. It has been a month of testing and sometimes, fake belching, to find the ONE. Well, two. I get teh halia from Golden Shoe, a spicy, slightly sugary mix of milk tea and ginger. And today, I am pleased to announce I have encountered high quality Teh-C at a not-so great price. Oklah, $1.20 to take away. It's from Mirana Cake Shop, which happens to sell chap-fan and hot drinks. It's at the OUB underground towards Raffles Place MRT. Not too far away for the occassional 4pm sneaks out of the office to get refreshment. Happiness around the corner.
Just yesterday, a friend lamented at her dastardly state of Lipton consumption. She can't stand it and need to find comfort in a styrofoam cup in the Suntec area. Any ideas before insanity sets in?
Saturday, 8 November 2008
90210 Episode 1 - Come On, I Had To
Ok I had to. I try not to knock it till I've tried it. Well I did knock it earlier but that was a pre-emptive strike upon the Hollywood gods.
In episode one of the NEW 90210:
- Jeannie Garth and the guy who ran the coffee shop, Pops or Tony or whoever, reappear as threads to the past.
- New family consist of new guy, new girl, dad and mom. Dad is the principal of high school where new guy and new girl are going to ruin their lives in.
- The brother and sister who move to LA are black and white. The black kid was adopted. The previous set of siblings were twins. Nice twist.
- New girl sees old friend in a car in the school carpark getting a little zipper-down action on way to school. Well, it is LA.
- The new girl is already made fun of. Some angsty girl makes a Jib Jab type video and posts it online, on a blog. It makes 584000 hits. Oh please.
- The brother tries out for lacrosse, impresses the coach and makes the team. One guy in the team gets pissed, smacks him down and gets into a fight. Later, brother loses spot in team because sister's old friend lies to principal about who started the fight.
- New girl makes fake rich girl friend who's boyfriend is the old friend from the car. Getting interesting.
- Fake rich friend has a sweet sixteen birthday aka MTV 'My Sweet 'Sulty' 16' bash coming up but has to write a book report on the Tale Of Two Cities overnight. Guess who had already written such a report back in Kansas and got an A on it? No, not Alice.
- Fake rich girl's richer parents see principal to extend book report deadline. Goodness. Principal stands his ground. He incidentally as the ex-boyfriend of the fake rich girl's mom. What goes around comes around eh.
- New girl gives her TOTC report to fake rich girl. Problem solved.
- New girl goes to listen to school girl band rehearsal. Tries out and gets the part, pissing off the lead girl who incidentally was the giver of the zipperdown action. Ahem, more trouble ahead it seems.
- Lead singing girl is a druggie who owes the dealer money. There is some low-level threats and hounding.
- New girl confronts angsty girl about video. They become friends. Awww.
- Fake rich girl, lead singing girl and friends go to a bar where our lead characters 'lose' their purses. Ok, lead singing girl steals friends purse for the money to pay off dealer. Now that's a lesson about trust.
- Principal finds out about TOTC report and confronts daughter. Fake rich girl scolds new girl and 'disinvites' new girl. Typical. The principal dad of course grounds daughter for such inappropriate behaviour.
- New guy sends anonymous message to fake rich girl about boyfriend's trangressions. Thankfully, the purse was lost.
- New girl goes to fake rich girl's party to apologise or something. She goes with angsty girl who hates fake rich girl. Lead singing girl 'finds' lost purses and returns fake rich girl's Chanel tote to the newly 16 year old. She read sms and asks boyfriend on dancefloor. She fakes it, smiles and cries later.
- Principal goes to party to get daughter and meets the fake rich girl's mom. She sorta confronts him about the past and reveals, get this, they had a kid together! And the kid was given up for adoption! Drama!
- New girl, angsty girl and new guy end up on some beach next to a fairground. They feel better about themselves. Brother and sister run into the surf. The end.
It is amazing how I can remember all this. I'm not shallow am I? What if I do wnana watch episode 2? Damn. I love my TV. What About Brian is on. Looks promising.
In episode one of the NEW 90210:
- Jeannie Garth and the guy who ran the coffee shop, Pops or Tony or whoever, reappear as threads to the past.
- New family consist of new guy, new girl, dad and mom. Dad is the principal of high school where new guy and new girl are going to ruin their lives in.
- The brother and sister who move to LA are black and white. The black kid was adopted. The previous set of siblings were twins. Nice twist.
- New girl sees old friend in a car in the school carpark getting a little zipper-down action on way to school. Well, it is LA.
- The new girl is already made fun of. Some angsty girl makes a Jib Jab type video and posts it online, on a blog. It makes 584000 hits. Oh please.
- The brother tries out for lacrosse, impresses the coach and makes the team. One guy in the team gets pissed, smacks him down and gets into a fight. Later, brother loses spot in team because sister's old friend lies to principal about who started the fight.
- New girl makes fake rich girl friend who's boyfriend is the old friend from the car. Getting interesting.
- Fake rich friend has a sweet sixteen birthday aka MTV 'My Sweet 'Sulty' 16' bash coming up but has to write a book report on the Tale Of Two Cities overnight. Guess who had already written such a report back in Kansas and got an A on it? No, not Alice.
- Fake rich girl's richer parents see principal to extend book report deadline. Goodness. Principal stands his ground. He incidentally as the ex-boyfriend of the fake rich girl's mom. What goes around comes around eh.
- New girl gives her TOTC report to fake rich girl. Problem solved.
- New girl goes to listen to school girl band rehearsal. Tries out and gets the part, pissing off the lead girl who incidentally was the giver of the zipperdown action. Ahem, more trouble ahead it seems.
- Lead singing girl is a druggie who owes the dealer money. There is some low-level threats and hounding.
- New girl confronts angsty girl about video. They become friends. Awww.
- Fake rich girl, lead singing girl and friends go to a bar where our lead characters 'lose' their purses. Ok, lead singing girl steals friends purse for the money to pay off dealer. Now that's a lesson about trust.
- Principal finds out about TOTC report and confronts daughter. Fake rich girl scolds new girl and 'disinvites' new girl. Typical. The principal dad of course grounds daughter for such inappropriate behaviour.
- New guy sends anonymous message to fake rich girl about boyfriend's trangressions. Thankfully, the purse was lost.
- New girl goes to fake rich girl's party to apologise or something. She goes with angsty girl who hates fake rich girl. Lead singing girl 'finds' lost purses and returns fake rich girl's Chanel tote to the newly 16 year old. She read sms and asks boyfriend on dancefloor. She fakes it, smiles and cries later.
- Principal goes to party to get daughter and meets the fake rich girl's mom. She sorta confronts him about the past and reveals, get this, they had a kid together! And the kid was given up for adoption! Drama!
- New girl, angsty girl and new guy end up on some beach next to a fairground. They feel better about themselves. Brother and sister run into the surf. The end.
It is amazing how I can remember all this. I'm not shallow am I? What if I do wnana watch episode 2? Damn. I love my TV. What About Brian is on. Looks promising.
Dunlop Street Snaps & Zsofi's Tapas Delights
It's always good to shake things up a bit, break off from the routine. Most people my age quite likely live a "wake up - go to work - go home" life most of the week. Take a detour man, it'll do you some good.
I ended up at Dunlop Street on the shophouse fringes of Little India. The street is a surprise. I started at Serangoon Road and cross over at the lights - indoctrinated procedure for Singaporeans - while throngs of others simply dodged traffic in a lane by lane approach to jaywalking. No chicken would make it across this road safely.
Dunlop Street has shops galore, filled with Indian spices, saris, cloth, religious ornaments, food, electronics, mobile phones, CDs, VCDs, DVDs and many other things. Komala vegetable market was a sight to behold. All the greens and beans an Indian chef would need lay in crates displayed across one side of a no-signal junction. Beautiful.
Further down, lay one reason why Dunlop Street shot back to fame - The Prince of Wales. Pub and backpackers' inn, the POW, as its term of endearment goes, has given a interesting lifeline to the area. Backpackers from all over now stay in the area and more such hostels have opened up to cater for the budget traveller who doesn't mind sharing. The angmohs trawling the street are an interesting contrast to the overwhelming number of Indian and Bangladeshi workers who do the same.
Opposite the POW lay my endpoint. Zsofi, a tapas bar, opened about a month ago and Ashlynn, recommended meeting up there with Farah (author from previous post) and Ravi. I got there early and was the only one being served at the first floor bar. Armed with my Ixus and not much else to do with my hands, I went around snapping. Soon, company arrived and we moved upstairs to the 2nd floor rooftop, a horizontal plane shared by all the adjoining shophouses, partitioned only by low walls and zinc roofing. How cool. Thankfully, the weather was too. Next door, Filipino ladies were singing real bad karaoke. We beared with their rants and made good conversation.
Turns out that down the street towards Jalan Besar, many Thai massage parlours had come to be. They, ahem, provided reasonably priced services. I think the prophylactics come per entry.
Well, go check out Zsofi. You get a small plate of excellently crafted tapas item for each alkie ordered. And the quality of the produce is amazing. Seriously, the chicken wings, prawns, mushrooms, salad, potato frittata, sundried tomatoes, tomato poppers and salad will have you raving (They've got a really experienced chef apparently). Perhaps even ordering larger portions from the menu. The alkie is cheap too, a pint of Heiny from the tap is $10, no taxes. Check out Zsofi's online presence at www.tapasbar.com.sg. Go make an evening, and a friend or two, at the place.
Got home way past midnight, too tired but happy.
I ended up at Dunlop Street on the shophouse fringes of Little India. The street is a surprise. I started at Serangoon Road and cross over at the lights - indoctrinated procedure for Singaporeans - while throngs of others simply dodged traffic in a lane by lane approach to jaywalking. No chicken would make it across this road safely.
Dunlop Street has shops galore, filled with Indian spices, saris, cloth, religious ornaments, food, electronics, mobile phones, CDs, VCDs, DVDs and many other things. Komala vegetable market was a sight to behold. All the greens and beans an Indian chef would need lay in crates displayed across one side of a no-signal junction. Beautiful.
Further down, lay one reason why Dunlop Street shot back to fame - The Prince of Wales. Pub and backpackers' inn, the POW, as its term of endearment goes, has given a interesting lifeline to the area. Backpackers from all over now stay in the area and more such hostels have opened up to cater for the budget traveller who doesn't mind sharing. The angmohs trawling the street are an interesting contrast to the overwhelming number of Indian and Bangladeshi workers who do the same.
Opposite the POW lay my endpoint. Zsofi, a tapas bar, opened about a month ago and Ashlynn, recommended meeting up there with Farah (author from previous post) and Ravi. I got there early and was the only one being served at the first floor bar. Armed with my Ixus and not much else to do with my hands, I went around snapping. Soon, company arrived and we moved upstairs to the 2nd floor rooftop, a horizontal plane shared by all the adjoining shophouses, partitioned only by low walls and zinc roofing. How cool. Thankfully, the weather was too. Next door, Filipino ladies were singing real bad karaoke. We beared with their rants and made good conversation.
Turns out that down the street towards Jalan Besar, many Thai massage parlours had come to be. They, ahem, provided reasonably priced services. I think the prophylactics come per entry.
Well, go check out Zsofi. You get a small plate of excellently crafted tapas item for each alkie ordered. And the quality of the produce is amazing. Seriously, the chicken wings, prawns, mushrooms, salad, potato frittata, sundried tomatoes, tomato poppers and salad will have you raving (They've got a really experienced chef apparently). Perhaps even ordering larger portions from the menu. The alkie is cheap too, a pint of Heiny from the tap is $10, no taxes. Check out Zsofi's online presence at www.tapasbar.com.sg. Go make an evening, and a friend or two, at the place.
Got home way past midnight, too tired but happy.
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