Eat Your Family Day

This Friday is "Eat With Your Family" day. So the company is letting us off an hour earlier to go home and consume dinner with our loved ones. We got the announcement for the event via email a little while ago.

In the spirit of good humour, I have sent an email entitled "Eat Your Family Day", inspired by Ravi who happened to get rid of the preposition 'with' in a small conversation on MSN a little after the email appeared in our Inboxes.

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Since fifteen minutes ago, the Ministry of Family Relations and Societal Concerns has decided to implement “Eat Your Family Day”. This event is aimed at relieving the stress of family life by removing members while fulfilling one’s dietary requirements. The ministry aims to improve the psychological well-being of the working class by assisting them in directly removing physical liabilities and burdens.

We recommend eating up younger siblings and fat folk first. The former irritate the hell out of most economic contributors by asking for money and bragging about their better skin and freer lifetstyles. Fat persons will generally consume more resources, from food to clothing and space in MRT trains. We suggest their consumption over a barbeque with large helpings of salad.

As we are all one big family, it is also advisable that we share. Please invite your colleagues to take a bite out of your family members. Remember, variety is the spice of life.

Thank you

Mr Ma Kan Liao
Perm Sec
Ministry of Family Relations and Societal Concerns

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So far i've got a "Hahahahaahahahah " and a "Mr Ma Kan Liao, you si beh bo liao!!" in response.